Okay, so the tabloid idea was crap. I see that now. That leaves me two or three options.
OPTION 1: Photoshop myself over the "Eamonn Peace" guy in the Bagism postcard Martha sent me, change it to "Ellen Peace", John and Yoko stay weird in the foreground.
OPTION 2 (which I like less and less): Take one of the cheesy romance novels I have lying around and insert myself over the girl (hard because they're paintings... sort of.)
OPTION 3: Put myself in a random album cover. Sgt Pepper? The Who Sell Out?
OPTION 4: There's that photo of the Beatles in Hamburg. Goodbye Stu Sutcliffe?
Ho hum. Bagism sounds like the best bet right now. I have a week to work on it. Perversely, our assignments get easier as the term goes on. Probably to allow us to die painful deaths over our projects. Eugh.